Friend: Ugh, I hate plain water! I don't see how you drink it so much, it's just really bland!
Me: Your life is bland.
Reblog if you ever cried in front of the computer,...
then went downstairs and continued life as normal in front of your parents
50 shades of hipster: he pulled down my aztec leggins whilst I undid his chinos, we then took off each others vans and poured tea over ourselves