In class: 1+1=2
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
When two friends brag about what they did without...
apantlessblogger: Oh my gosh I had to reblog this haha
people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick
When you do something noble and beautiful and nobody noticed, do not be sad. For...– John Lennon (via rack-and-ruin)
Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself
Apostle: What if they’re gay?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?