May 2012
285 posts
Every time.
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
When two friends brag about what they did without...
apantlessblogger:
Oh my gosh I had to reblog this haha
people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick
When you do something noble and beautiful and nobody noticed, do not be sad. For...
– John Lennon (via rack-and-ruin)
Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself
Apostle: What if they’re gay?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?